April 2009
16 posts
Lost in time?
Last night i had a wierd dream. i dreamt that i slept in until 7 at night and missed my liverpool game. it turned out that i was actually cryogenically stored fo 40 years and it was like i was frozen in time for 40 years. it was one wierd dream…i wonder what it meant?
“how long has it been since someone has touched a part of you other than your body?”
life is grand when you have it in your hand
words of wisdom
“A good piss or a good shit are almost always as good as cumming.”
-Drunk guy in the next stall
“Everybody only wants to discuss me, so this must mean I’m dis-gus-ting”
-Eminem
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy. Caught in a landslide, escape from reality.”
-Queen
March 2009
15 posts
1 thing you know for sure
pentx13:
no matter who you are
what job you have
how rich a person can be or how poor a person is
how shitty or great your life is
everyone is gonna die at one point
“Kids, if you really want to piss off your parents, buy real estate in an imaginary place.”
-Busdriver
“You have found yourself trapped in this incomprehensible maze.”
-Basement Jaxx
Useless Sunglasses
Any Colour You Like
I was cruising in my pink starship, outer limits of space, and as i adjusted my sunglasses, i began gazing at cascading stars and watching them ricochet off eachother. The road was simple, made of rainbows. I cruised by waving pink beings. Soon i was in a dark dark tunnel. a blackhole. There were pots on either side shooting shooting bits of the rainbow at another pot across...
.Noise
ofmakeshiftimportance:
I wake up one morning to the most awful noise I have ever heard. A shrill, scratchy, warbling, pulsating siren whose volume is just on the edge of being painful. I run outside in my bathrobe to try to find the source of the noise, but it is directionless. It seems to be coming from all directions, everywhere.
Standing there on my front lawn, I notice all my neighbors are...
red red moon
i feel like a bee, and he is walking on his wings. he finds a guitar and starts to play using his wings as hands and walking on his legs now. he finds a young female bee his age. she was sitting underneath a red moon. The red moon was made of sand, and slowly little bits of it were falling down. When each grain of sand hits the ground, to us it would seem like nothing, a grain of sand being so...
Nunification.
The other day, i was in religion class. My friend josh had parked in a teacher’s parking spot, so the office paged him to move his car. a few mins later, i was standing at the garbage can, which was next to the door. i heard a knocking on the door, and at the same time Mr Quattrini, the teacher was shushing the other students so he can begin prayer. i decided to open the door, and shush...
If you are insane
I watched the movie Donnie Darko a while ago and while i was looking stuff up about that movie, i found a guy who posted this on his blog. He was one wierd guy.
I was recently watching an episode of the old British television series The Prisoner in which the protagonist’s mind is placed into someone else’s body. This led me to wonder how I would react to such a thing happening to...