April 2009
16 posts
Lost in time?
Last night i had a wierd dream. i dreamt that i slept in until 7 at night and missed my liverpool game. it turned out that i was actually cryogenically stored fo 40 years and it was like i was frozen in time for 40 years. it was one wierd dream…i wonder what it meant?
“how long has it been since someone has touched a part of you other than your body?”
life is grand when you have it in your hand
words of wisdom
“A good piss or a good shit are almost always as good as cumming.”
-Drunk guy in the next stall
“Everybody only wants to discuss me, so this must mean I’m dis-gus-ting”
-Eminem
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy. Caught in a landslide, escape from reality.”
-Queen
